Love at first f**k

I slept with a man one day
Knowing he'd be my doggy
He ate my hotdog
And ran to my grandma

He slept with my maid
Then there was a raid
My shoe fell from the stairs
I dont know where to buy underwear

My man is very strong
He wears polka dotted thongs
He likes to eat my feet fungus
My car smashed my uncle's groin

If you read this poem
You are a retard
This is worthless
So pay me a piece of your booger