Come on, Make My Day

by Robert Meuser   Jul 1, 2008


Come on, Make My Day

You took my truck
you took my boat
you took my T.V.
but I've got the remote.

You took my guns
you took my dogs
I could take your butt
and feed it to the hogs.

You went to the bank
and took my cash.
But, you missed the bucks
under the mattress, I stashed.

You took my beer
you took my wine.
But I've got my still
so I'll be fine.

You took the house
with its indoor plumbin,
now I pee outside
where the birds are humin.

With all you took
you thought I'd be depressed
conveniently blowing my brains out
so you could take the rest.

I got good a screwin
some folks would say.
But,I'm glad you're gone, darlin
you made my day!

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  • 14 years ago

    by kalelrobin

    Lol..i like it, n hey it's already a song . you should sing it.

  • 16 years ago

    by michelle

    Thats funny lol i love it

  • 16 years ago

    by Crystal Rose Blooming

    I got good a screwin
    some folks would say.
    But,I'm glad you're gone, darlin
    you made my day!
    **

    haha this was a delightful poem, it's nice to read and smile. You have a gift . Thank you for sharing a laugh in rhyme and flow

  • 16 years ago

    by Lost Soul 691

    I was looking for a little light hearted humor to "make my day" and I found it and more in this poem. Great job. Looking forward to checking out more of yours when I get home from work tonight.

  • 16 years ago

    by jessenia

    Thats some mest up stuff... but its good tho true stuff there

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