Huston, We have a Problem

by Robert Meuser   Jul 1, 2008


Huston We Have a Problem

Huston we have a problem
I think we�re duped
Our space potty is all stopped up
now we can�t pee or poop.

Please send up a good old plumber
on your next spaceship route.
We need a red neck expert
to roto-root this damn thing out.

Send those boys from Arkansas
to set this plumbing straight
Our legs and eyes are crossed
and it�s getting hard to wait.

We want the very best
those guys from Dewey Plumbing
They are the ones you got to send
So, when the hell are they coming?

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