To write words it takes predicates,
Writing predicates incorporates verbs,
I don't know what any of it means,
I am too dumb, Kick smart to the curbs,
I am what you smart people call dumb,
I shouldn't be writing any poetry,
I should be learning how to plumb,
I don't know your proper grammar,
I guess I just go by the rule of thumb,
I know to write you need knowledge,
But how can I get knowledge to write,
When I am too dumb to go to college,
I am too dumb to define the word dumb,
I like to consider myself knowing numb,
If you were even close as dumb as me,
You would consider your life blasphemy,
All of these big words are exotic to me,
I have to resort to limited activities,
Because I am handicapped to smarts,
It's an illness with no known remedies,
I'm straight ruthlessly stupidly dumb,
When most infants learned how to sing,
I still didn't start learning how to hum,
I will grow up to be an uneducated bum,
They say wisdom is the most powerful,
So I'm to dumb for powerful then,
Because to me wisdom is not known,
Go to the school of dumb young men,
Still fail with F's and minuses though,
I'm having trouble counting to ten,
One two three five six and then...
I don't know the rest of the count,
I guess I just forgot it again,
I'm so dumb that when I go to school,
I forgot the punchline, I'm starting to drool,
It may come to be much for you to succumb,
But I guess that I'm just too dumb...
