You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought a bikini

You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought a bikini
Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a felony
The only reason they should buy them at all. . .
Is for their girlfriends! Buying gifts at the mall

Well I haven't bought a bikini; you can be comforted by that
Yes I 've gone shopping, but only for some jeans or a smart top hat!
Don't want to know how I look in girls small swimwear,
Or guys drooling over me? Yuck, look over there!
No it just wouldn't feel right; I'm definitely not gay,
Pure and simple, I just don't swing that way

Note my fellow reader and note it as such
I'm not up for man-to-man huggings or touch
I don't have any problem with people being gay.
Just emphasizing that I don't swing that way

But other people may swing or do as they please.
Private if could, to extinguish those thoughts and to put my mind at ease
I simply say it's their decision and choice
These are only my thoughts that I decided to voice. . .