Hahahaha lol, David.... this one is superb. It really brought a smile on my face.

The only reason they should buy them at all. . .
Is for their girlfriends! Buying gifts at the mall

These lines are so real and logical. I really enjoyed the lexis used. This one definitely deserves maximum credit!

Oooh David! It made me smile! That was pretty good, now I am going to have to write one.....

I agree with Fsams.. only if you are buying for a girlfriend!

This is a great poem, David. it definetaly made me smile. it has brightened my day already. great poem,

Kal

Lol.......... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i needed something like that to make me laugh

"No it just wouldn't feel right; I'm definitely not gay,
Pure and simple, I just don't swing that way"

Ha! I loved those two lines! Don't ever turn gay, for my sake! lol I need to give this poem to my "best guy friend"... My friends and I are still trying to figure him out in that department. :D I LOVED this poem!

Um yuck

One out of one :P

Ha ha silly you, David.
This poem is really funny, although I must point out that I happen to think gay people are just as normal as straight ones. In my country gay people get married and have children just like any other couple. But I realize that this is not as common in other parts of the world.
I would love to see you in a bikini, though....It would look really funny on a boy as masculine as you, lololol!

Love, Ingrid

Wrong category

Awesome, going on my favorites!

5/5