A Friend Would Bail You Outta Jail

A friend would bail you outta jail,
But a bestfriend would be sitting right next
To you saying, "Damn that was fun as hell!"
A friend would help you up when you fall,
But a bestfriend would laugh at you, help you up
And then trip you again and laugh again.
Friends are people who treat you nicely,
And bestfriends treat you nicely, but in a mean way.
But even though we're inherently evil,
We're the only ones who's got your back when
You're getting way too retarded to hang out with.
Cause you gotta stick with the best eh?