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by Joshua Lee Jul 11, 2008 category : Fun, humor / about society
When death comes knocking on your door what do you say to him? If he asks if he can take a life do you say "alright" and get your knife? do you give in to his request thinking that this was for the best?of course you don't you never give in you'd rather beat his a** than to give yours to him you'd rather kick him out then to spend the night uncomfortably sitting with that ghastly frightso that's exactly what you do and you neighbors follow you keeping away from the houses this evil power that so rudely knocks during such untimely hoursand alas it comes to this the grim reaper is rejected his quest not accepted by the people of all towns in the world he asks me "why? do they not wish to die? and why is it so hard for me to get by?" I say "not true, they just don't like you. perhaps not being so scary would do." with a tear falling down his skull socket eye he falls to the ground and heaves out a sigh he takes out a paper a pen of black ink and starts to write down something important i think and just a minute later he photocopies the paper and posts them on every door in the town the postings say "I'm sorry for the trouble that I've put all you through. So I'll leave town a while until I know what to do But until that time please stay content and wait for me to come back again I will arrive much better this time as a man I was truly meant to be as a wiser and kinder and greater man a giver, a sharer, a teacher but until then I say my goodbyes goodbye from the old grim reaper"