Sweet About Me - Contest

Look at me and what do you see,
Lovable, affectionate a golden key.
But deep inside I'm devious and Vicious,
But sadly my parents want me to be ambitious.

I try to be nice But i just cant help it,
I'm alway hopping i will never sit.
People would ask me leap in a fire,
I would do just to be admired.

I might get a tattoo on the top of my head,
Mum declared if i did so id be dead.
Or maybe a belly ring thats 10 carrot gold,
Last time i ordered one of them mum got it sold.

Think ill steal some money to buy a new water gun,
Not that that would be amazingly fun.
Mums revolting boyfriend is coming for tea,
Ill make it that he will never forget me.

All that lovey dovey girlie stuff yuck,
I through all my sisters make-up in the muck.
Mum bought me a new dress the other day,
Last time i wore a dress was last may.

Rock and roll thumping in my room,
Mum will Stomp up the stairs very soon.
Just remember the little golden key,
and deep down theres nothing sweet about me.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-Does evil Laugh >:)