Hitting the crisis of mid life
Noah turned to Noamah his wife.
'I am going to build the biggest boat,
And away from you I will float.'
She replied 'OK dear, but when you do,
Take these animals two by two.
They keep digging up my lavender and sage
And keep leaving me in a rage.
Oh and before you go
These barely seeds I need you to sow'
Noah queried 'anything else my rose bud
That I can do before the flood?'
'Actually yes, those apples- you can peel.
I'm going to use them in our evening meal'
Noah exclaimed 'I don't think you comprehend
That I shall not return when the rain descends'
'Of course not dearest angel of mine
But I'll see you for dinner at nine'