I want a man...

I want a man,
who's not a perve,
and doesn't feel the need,
To watch my ass swerve.

I want a man,
who's not shy,
but that doesn't have to watch,
every women that walks by.

I want a man,
who is kind and gentle,
but I also like my men,
non-mental

I want a man who...
ah skrew it i want a man

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This is meant to be funny, don't take it seriously, really.