What Does Life Mean?

Life is a gift
It means you're not dead
But if you really want to be
I will shoot you in the head.

That was really mean
I deeply apologize
To make it up to you
I will by you some fries.

Do you want them from Mcdonald's
Or maybe Burger King?
Maybe you want them from both places
Wow, you fat little thing.

I personally like the first one
They are way way better.
It's kinda sorta cold right now.
I think I need a sweater.

Okay I lied, it's really not.
I couldn't think of anything else
So I'm gonna end this poem.
Now leave.....or else?