The Fat McDonalds Worker Who Stool My Cake .

He Works In McDonald's .
I'm Sure You've Heard .
Food , Burgers Hot Dogs .
Fats Where His Favorite Word .

French Fries .
Dead Flies .
He Was Some Fat Git .
He Ate Anything You Name It !

But One Day ,
He Went Bowling .
Fell Over .
Went Rolling .

Strike ! He Got .
Fell Down The Hole .
Stuck With The Pins .
Stuck Like A Mole .

What Was His Name ?
No-one Knows .
They Say He Wears
No Clothes .

So Next Time You Go Bowling .
Look Out This Story Is No Fake .
Look Out For The Fat McDonald's Worker ,
Who Stool My Cake !