NOT UR AVERAGE

by SHYSTY23KO   Sep 17, 2008


I ALWAYS HERE EM' SAY:
"MAN THAT GIRL SHYSTY, MAN WUTS THE DEAL?"
AND THOSE WHO KNO REPLY:
"SHE'S A DOPE AZZ BYCH AND SHE KEEPS IT REAL"

THEY ALWAYS TRY AND STUNT,
TRY AND GET MY TIME,
BUT TIME IS MONEY,
AND IM NOT WASTIN' MINE

I'VE LEARNED ALOTTA THINGS,
NOW THAT I'M OLDER,
I'VE CHANGED A LOT,
MY BLOOD NOW RUNS COLDER.

NOW WUT'D I LOOK LIKE,
BEING SOFT AND EASY?
I'M A HARD AZZ BYCH,
NOT UR AVERAGE BEEZY.

SEE, SOME CALL ME PICKY,
IM NOT EASILY IMPRESSED,
I REALLY DON'T CARE,
IF U DRIVE OR HOW YOUR DRESSED.

I REALLY DON'T SEE MYSELF,
WITH A MAN BELOW AVERAGE,
YOU GOTTA IMPRESS ME,
BE A SOLDIER OR A SAVAGE.

WHAT EVER YOU BE,
JUST BE ABOVE THE REST,
AND DON'T TRY AND FAKE IT,
I'LL PUT U TO THE TEST.

SO WHEN YOU STEP TO ME,
BETTA BRING UR 'A' GAME,
AND WHEN I STEP TO YOU,
BELIEVE IMMA DO THE SAME.

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  • 16 years ago

    by ether

    There's a fine line between slang and trashy that you need to be mindful of.
    Things that would help this poem;
    NOT IT ALL IN CAPITALS. Capitals are for names and beginings of lines or sentences.
    Words like "wut" is "what", wut isn't slang it's computer talk. Same with "ur" "u" "betta" "azz"

    The fourth line means that she's a dope as bit.ch? What? "azz" sounds like "as" not "a.ss"

    I'll give you an example of real (Aussie) slang;
    "Throw another shrimp on the barbie!"
    Put another saussage on the barbecue.

    It's a little informal, but it's still spelt correctly.

    Hopefully I've taught you something here,
    jess ~

  • 16 years ago

    by Bee0526

    I like it a lot.......

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