Jumping Jimmy Leg Jitters
Copyright September 20, 2008 Corinne Curcio
V1
When I read about the economy
And what's happening in Iraq and Iran
It makes me wanna cry "Mommy!"
November get here as soon as you can
Rise
I bite my nails - I get so nervous
Americans, do we really deserve this?
Chorus 1
I got the Jumping Jimmy Leg Jitters
It makes me all a-twitter
As my heart goes patter-pitter
And not in a good way
I got the Jumping Jimmy Leg Jitters
Bush couldn't be more dim-witter
Quick - send in a pinch hitter
We need a good man to lead us today
V2
McC flip-flops morning noon and night
Championing anything that's expedient
He's brewed up a tasteless mucked up stew
With half baked ingredients
V3
His running mate who ain't no Hillary
Is a gun totin' moose shoot' nut
Since when are credentials unessential?
She's kooky and dangerous, but
Rise2
It's no wonder I need some chill pill alchemy
To keep me from leaping off the balcony
Chorus2
I got the Jumping Jimmy Leg Jitters
Look out - she's gonna shoot another critter
She's her daughter's free baby sitter
Oh Lawdy - let us pray
I got the Jumpy Jimmy Leg Jitters
And while I make you guffaw and titter
You know I ain't no hair-splitter
We need a smart man to lead us today
Bridge
We don't need a reckless feckless angry unfocussed schmo
He's no maverick
Ain't got no bailiwick
Can't you tell when you've been snowed?
