Darn Goose

by Catherine Sawyer   Jun 7, 2004


Darn Goose

I went along just hunting and feeling pretty loose,
I heard a shot and saw my friend yep, he hit a goose.
I didn't see to where it fell or where it came to rest,
Until I heard this loud thunk and something hit my chest.

I didn't know what happened but felt like something lacked,
And suddenly to my surprise everything went black.
I woke up in the hospital the doctor had a smile,
Then everyone in the room laughed for quite a while.

Confusion set into my head I didn't have a clue,
What they thought was funny or what it had to do.
With why I was in here and what happened to me,
I couldn't get an answer they wouldn't let it be.
Then suddenly there was a pain that came from on my chest,
I finally figured out where that darn goose came to rest..

Now every time I hear, a loud and sudden sound,
I don;t know,why but I find,my body on the ground..
I can't control what happens I suddenly just drop,
So if I found that darn goose I'll give him a big pop!!

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  • 20 years ago

    by Catherine Sawyer

    Tim
    Thank you for your comment LOL To be honest this is the very first time I have writen in this category. But hey I suer will try.
    Cathy

  • 20 years ago

    by Timothy r

    Now that is what I call funny!!! Lmao!!
    Pleasew rite more humor...Timothy r