THE DAY I DIE

The day i die don't people cry
not a single tear may run down a eye
just lay a rose on my coffin bed
then get the hell away I'm dead

but here some rules for when I'm gone
don't say my name and then proceed to yawn

don't make my bed i want it all a mess
if you want to lay on my bed and cry
do it with success
don't just lay and wet all my pillows and sheets
and i tell you now No through my stuffed bear you cant hear my heart beats

don't mess with my computer trying to talk to all my friends and tell them that i died
why don't you just go outside and scream it world wide

don't ever smell my clothes its just not right
and when you try to talk to me in my room don't a poem recite

don't tell all your friends how great was your kid
because i guarantee its probably the 10th time you did

now heres a big rule
that people just don't follow
so sit there and don't move don't even swallow

when you visit my grave
don't cry and get people to behave
and if you kneel down on the ground
watch where you pound
because I'm laying down there u know and my head u might have found

and please don't bring me flowers
thats are real sweet
because for the ants and bees it is a real treat

and when you come to visit me ,lay a flower on my coffin and cry to the point
just make sure in those flowers is a hidden joint

don't ask me if I'm happy
because I'm happy as can be
as long as you follow these rules and watch where you put your knee

don't go in my room trying to find stuff i might have hid from you
and under my bed theres nothing there and u already looked this i knew

don't show off my room to everyone that comes by
let them visit me up in the skies
tell them its a great place and when it rains you stay dry

don't say good bye to me at night
whats up with that
because if i answer back you freak and want a combat

if you put me in your prayers
say my name loud and all around
that way my friends next to me can hear you in the ground

OK heres a big rule
you gotta follow
so again don't move or swallow
when my b-day comes
don't bake me a cake
because if i appear to get a piece
you begin to scream and shake

don't get me presents its so wrong
and when you say my name
why say it so long?

when you hear my favorite song
bring it to my grave
i want to be able to hear and jam to my wave the one i crave

OK so you got the rules
and follow them through
because if you make me get out my grave
your face will turn real blue
and i don't want you to go crazy
OK i got to go Gods calling me lazy