Too Pooped to Pop

by Robert Meuser   Oct 28, 2008


Too Pooped to Pop

There were those days in my youth
my muscles were strong and swift.
When I saw a pretty girl
my appendage would spritely lift.

Now that I am old and shrinking away
is very frustrating to me.
That thing that was my pride and joy
all it can do now, is pee.

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  • 15 years ago

    by Daisy if you do

    You are to funny. I am so enjoying your humor. I see you haven't been on in a while and I hope this is not the last we see from you. Great writes. Good stuff. Thanks for the laugh.
    Take Care, Kay

  • 15 years ago

    by Fran

    I'm sure it's not strictly true but very funny all the same. Good job.

  • 16 years ago

    by Crystal Rose Blooming

    LOL

    I just don't know what to say except sorry ^-^ but a really cute write

  • 16 years ago

    by Christopher Wry

    I know what you mean it is the pits but they say there is a pill, ect out there to fix it. If you find one that works let me know.

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