Toether We're Everything

I'm crazy
I'm neurotic
I'm narcissistic
but so self conscious
I fumble over my words
I talk too much
I can't think sometimes
yet it's like I have ADD
I'm a b**ch
but also the sweetest girl you'll meet
I am THEE big ball of crazy every one
warns you about.
I am blonde but intelligent.
I'm a brunette with an attitude.
I am everything you could
think of put together.
But the only way I'm EVERYTHING,
is if I'm standing next to
my best friend.