Sorry mommy
About all the times I made you cry
About every single silly lie
For not being a perfect kid
For the important things I hid
For not doing well in school
I broke almost every rule
I never did what I was told
Even as the years got old
For all the times that we would fight
Nothing will ever make that right
For all the stress I created
For all the foods that I hated
For not tying my shoes right
For always getting sick at night
For always fighting and complaining
Being bored when it was raining
Singing songs that were way off key
And for the headaches caused by me
For all the really bad things too
And the sleepless nights you went through
For being mean and so cranky
When my diapers were so stanky
For painting on the kitchen walls
And for the real long distance calls
For all my friends that you hated
And for the bad boys I have dated
There is so much more I could say
But just dont have the time today
