Crash bash ashley

For my beautiful daughter

crashing and bashing,
banging and bumping,
its Ashley again,
hop skipping and jumping.

stomping and stamping,
clomping and thumping,
rolling and bowling,
and heffalumping.

for heavens sake Ashley,
please try walking,
instead of your constantley
running and talking.

try being dainty,
all floral and flowers,
please just sit down,
for a couple of hours....