The Failure Pirates

Sailing on a ship in the sea on a important quest,
In a hurry to be the first one there to see it all,
I have to keep my ship running, without no rest,
Standing here, ordering around-talking with Paul.

Limping over to the table before my eyes,
A treasure map spread out with a big red X,
X marks the spot where we must repeat our tries,
I refuse to give up, we will find this red X.

Reaching the yellow sandy shore of a deserted island,
With my plan A, B and C of finding this treasure,
"Arrrrgh", I must get it; I must find my diamond,
I'm anxiously growing to the highest level; eagerly.

Finding the red X near a garden full of palm trees; green,
Digging around finding the buried chest with my hands,
I'll get my treasure; and I'll find my queen,
Only finding out the treasure isn't within the sands.