Hey Mr. Overweight Man

by Scum Queen   Dec 16, 2008


Hey Mr. Overweight Man have a salami. You are chubby so there is no place you're going to
Hey Mr. Overweight Man come on follow me, wait you can't because I'm going up some stairs

Though I know that evenings meal was a quite good ham,
Once in your hand,
Now vanished from the land because you ate it.
Your gut it amazes me, how do you stand on your feet?
Did you run out of meat?
Must you walk all the way back to the fridge?

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  • 15 years ago

    by ForeverASickKid

    Wow! i love this!!! its really good!

  • 15 years ago

    by ForsakenBeautyXx

    Its a very random poem. and saddening. to know that the man is being made fun of because all he wants to do is eat. good job.

  • 15 years ago

    by CanUKissAwayMyPain

    Hahaha i agree it was funny! hahaha.. it is random but hilarious man. i liked it.
    funny job.

  • 15 years ago

    by Gabba Gabba Hey

    I feel the pain. He wants to eat, but it is his worst vice. Beautifully written.

    WTF??? Hahahahaha, this is great :D I laughed for several minutes :D very random!

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