Nancy Kitty (A Childrens Book)

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Nancy Kitty was a cat,
Nancy Kitty was a brat

She was mean to her family,
Mean to her friends
She never even tried to make ANY amends

Sure, she was a famous publisher, that's true
But you'd be one too, if the entire town was scared of you

She tends to use sarcasm,
Her most deadly weapon
When she says something mean to you, it slowly eats you alive like venom

She crushed a many dreams,
On the cliffs of rejection
Left many destroyed and deadened with despair, it seems
It was after critters started leaving town, when one decided to take action

Silly Sid, woke up from sleep
Silly Sid, was pretty peeved

He didn't like the naughty kitty
He decided to kick the kitties booty

So he went to her Kitty house,
Opened her Kitty door
Locked her in the Kitty bathroom,
And said "Evil Kitty, no more."

FIN