Shazza (collab)

Shazza, Shazza always hungry be it day or night
She sneaks into the kitchen right after her mom says good night
When she's angry give her more food then she'll be polite
If you don't give her all your dinner they're will be a fight

she will take every crumb and devour every bite
she can't survive with only one honey bread delight
The eighth wonder of the world, she covers up the moonlight
she helps the sugar, honey and candies unite

This cow is so huge that she can't even feel a flee bite
She thinks growing this much fat is truly her birthright
I have never seen anything so scary, she fills me with fright
she wants to cheerlead but nobody wants her in the limelight

she's starring in a new movie called the princess and the runaway knight
If she's the princess of fairy tales directors need to prepare to rewrite
She tried acting in the seven dwarfs but they don't want that snow white
I could not fill enough blank pages on how fat she is in typewrite

I mean come on, what was her parents thinking, that they were right?
If she were a witch it would take eternity to burn her with a torchlight
Cause she's so enormous there is no end in sight
Her level of obesity just reached a new height

If she were to create a problem the judge would never be able to indite
No cage will contain her even if it grows reaching a whole new height
she can't even fit into a car so if she takes a ride with you
then she will block your mirror and adorn your taillight