Meant Them All!

You deserve a big fat slap.
Because you're full of crap.
What a hypocrite you are.
I wanna crush you with my car.

I wanna spit on your botox-filled face.
And kill you in your place.
And punch that plastic surgery nose.
And throw at you my shoes.

Oh, sorry i didn't mean all of those words.
But only two thirds.
Actually wait, you know what Miss Tall?
Those words? I meant them all.