We're just like two outlaws of the old west
We make fun of our worst and we mock at our best
We raid the stage just west of town
Just to kill a bottle of crown
Riding out at late nights
Just to see the city lights
And going down Kemp Street
Just to see how many people we can meet
Remember that Moonlit night driving down by the lake?
Boy that dog sure made you lay on that brake
I don't think I've ever been that shocked
I think my heart literally stopped!
But man we laughed so hard
We sounded like a couple of retards
Memories of driving on them country roads we'll never outgrow
Just remember that Long Kocks Rd. is the best way to go
Because Short Stick Rd. really blows
Of coarse this everybody knows
If we could we'd party from dusk to dawn
But if we did that we'd probably end up on someone's front lawn
So we just party late at night
so you can wear a mini skirt that fits just a little too tight
Yes heartbreakers we are
When ever we go out to a party or bar
You would screw over a guy
Just to watch him cry
And I'll ignore one
Just for the fun
Yeah we're outlaws all right
Traveling together just made us tight
Try to tear us apart?
Well, boy that would be none too smart
Because we're just like yin and yang
We're different, but yet we're the same
I reckon we'll be friends till our heroic last stand
A friendship like this is too good to have been planned
