To All Those Twilight Fanatic Girls Out There:*

Oh Edward can't you see that
We need you oh so desperately.

We don't care that
You're a fictional character

The only thing that can
Love you forever is a vampire.

The way you sparkle
In the sunlight
Is like watching a million stars
Twinkle like diamonds
In the dark velvet sky.

So breathtaking and gorgeous.

Your golden honey set eyes
Your soft tender lips cold as ice
Turning into that famous crooked smile
Makes us all go wild.

The way you're so caring and protective
Over your precious lamb
The way your voice is so gentle and subtle
Makes us want to be
Your one true love.

Every time we fantasize
Of your cold, hard, marble-like flesh
Against ours holding us
Oh so ever tight,
More and more we desire
For that one special bite.

Forever is what you promised
And forever it shall be
We will find a way to immortality.