A dog's appeal

Bite me my friend, bite me really hard
Stone me to death when you have the chance
Help me from a pit and in your face I'll spit
you dare steal my bone, I will sell you to the gypsies

I've come along way, ranging from the Ancient Pharaoh history
Cleopatra caressed me not until that stupid kitten stepped in
Since then life has become more dog like little less than manlike
I wail in pain & that's the growl of my inevitability

Ticks roam around, in my fur they prefer to be
Fleas play hide & seek and leave me up in screams
My nights are sleepless ; I express it all in barks
And for this; man calls me his best friend cuz i can't sleep but do his dirty job by night

Woouuhh! Wouuh! in the inevitable cold i bark!