My cell phone barks nights and days,
I think it wants to be a guard dog,
My cell phone barks nights and days,
I am deafened and have headaches.
It does not look like one but certainly acts like one,
It is not an animal but wants to be one, I think.
When it barks its red lights come on,
I wonder what kinds of dogs have a red light.
My cell phone barks like a German Sheppard,
I think it wants to be one for real,
My cell phone barks like a German Sheppard,
I am tired of hearing the sound of its barking.
