If I wanted to be an animal,
There is only one type of animal I'd be,
There is only one reason why I would want to be,
Such an animal is that.
This animal has a long stern body,
And 4 long legs with shoes framed over coal.
A tail in the back not fit to be on a human head,
And a nose as big as a wheel of Swiss cheese.
The animal I would runs the Derby every year,
And is commanded by a jock that is short and lean.
If you haven't figured out what animal would be,
(Even though the answer isn't very hard to see)
Than one more reason I shall give you
Why I would want to be a horse of course!
For horses have a great excuse
To make that awesome noise
(A sigh with a lip trill is that incredible sound)
And so my friend now you see,
How incredibly different my life would be.
For if I were a horse things would be great,
For than I could be told that I eat like a horse
And I'm built like a horse
And I weigh as much as a horse,
And take that compliment for I would be a horse,
Instead of a human suffering from obesity.
