Help Im drowning !

At the pool one sunny day .
A new life guard did you say ?
Muscular with suit that cant get shorter .
Oh gosh ... just throw me in that water !

Baby blue eyes and a sparkly smile .
For him , I would run more then a mile !!
Hes caught me eye ! Help ! I'm drowning !
But he doesn't save me ... hes just frowning ?

I look over to him , he See's I am fine .
Then something catches my eye , it appears to be a sign .
'BABY POOL TWO FEET DEEP'
He smiles and waves ... I wave in return ,
yet Id rather weep .