Vanity ( I Love You For Your Breasts)

I love you for your breasts
They're so great and large
I cannot see my own head
And I have to barge.

Without those great teets
You wouldn't be as great
Small
Not much to see
And I just wouldn't care to call.

Your personality is ignorable
I don't even know your name
But I've named each breast of yours
"Big and Bigger" are their names.

Every morning I awake
I have to see your breasts
I've been dreaming of them as of late
And I can hardly rest.

I love your great big breasts
I need them on my hands
Please lay them there to rest
Like gigantic arm bands.

And if you ask how much I love you
Well just get a scale
I have 20 pounds of love for you
But that's just a guess that's frail.

Love changes as time goes by
And when you lose weight and sag
Then I must say goodbye
And find new ample breasts to brag.