It was a bright sunny day, in a little place called L.A
Where Pollution ruled the skies and no one heard the girl's cries
The cop paid her no attention; He did something so not Christian, which I won't mention.
She was, however, later on heard by the president, and when he heard this incident
He said get him to the electric chair! "Anything but that!" said the cop thinking of his black silky hair
Don't kill this man, said the first lady. Give this case to me; I'll judge him, just wait and see.
"Fine with me" he said "judge him as you please"
the cop thought to himself, great I will be off with a lease
The cop felt a jolt of relief; the first lady saved his life.
"and now" said the president "you will listen to my wife"
"Of course"said the cop "I will do what is required
the first lady smiled and asked "what is the thing that women most desire?"
He stood perfectly still, maybe if he ran now he could get away. There was no correct answer to that...no way
"If you can't answer me now" said she "you will die, but I"ll give you a year and a day"
"Oh, and by the way you may not fly out of the U.S.A"
"I accept" he said because he could do nothing more or less. He walked off thinking of the awful mess;
He traveled to every state, city, and town, and everyday he walked off with a frown;
Many girls had different things to say; some said they wanted a longer day,
Others said freedom, cash, or a rich man, or a few from Yuma said they wanted boy named Dan
Some said pleasure, or bring back Heath Ledger
No two girls would agree, He thought many times, "what will happen to me?"
Soon after a few months he started to think that he would die.
Why would the first lady ask him that....why, why, why?
It must be a trick question, Made for his own ever lasting destruction
If only he could change time back, intelligence he would not lack
The first lady surely had set him up for a longer suffering death
Naturally the cop found comfort in drugs like crack, and meth
What a cruel way for him to die thinking he had a chance to survive
He did surveys on the Internet, Posted blogs on my space, but only chicks he met
364 times around the world did go the moon...And so his time would be up soon
As he grew closer to the white house he felt as vulnerable as a mouse.
In front of the big gate were maybe 30 women protesting with a tied up man
He grew hopeful, 30 more answers, but seeing as he was a cop they all ran
A fat and greasy looking women in her mid 50's appeared out of no where
Oh and let me tell you, it gave him a heck of a scare
She was an ugly beast, and that's saying the very least
"Tell me what it is you want to hear?"
"I need an answer or my life will soon be gone, and it is the only thing I hold dear"
"I will tell you, and save your life, but only if you swear to me that you will do as I ask"
"Yes" said the cop "I swear, I will do whatever task", she leaned in, whispered in his ear
"Now, you listen closely and hear, my dear"
The cop when once heard his solution, Felt a complete restitution
The first lady saw him come in and at once asked "
please answer me sir"
At once he said "a women wants the same rights as her husband as over her lover, and master him, he should not be aboove her".
The first lady nodded...he had saved his life
The old fat greasy lady spoke to the first lady. "
Please listen to me!"
"He swore to do, if he lived, as I asked"she said, "And so I ask to be wed"
He begged for her to take his wallet, his money, but no, she wanted him in that body.
"Ask for another thing!" he desperately said. She shook her head "first dead"
"Get another man, , why do you want me?"
"A curse on us", she cried, "if I agree"
He was force to wed. He took his mid 50's big wife to bed.
They did nothing nasty, let's just say he was not too hasty
They married in private, and no romance involved, with problems unresolved.
He was very unhappy, and he no longer watched Greys Anatomy.
She asked what the matter was because she noticed his attitude which was gloomy
"Well, I do not know" the cop said "my wife is old and ugly"
"Other than that I am fine" he added sardonically
"I saved your life, ungrateful jerk". "I am ugly, well I can change" she said with a smirk
"I can be pretty, and whory, or old but faithful, and loyal" "Which will it be?" she asked
"I am sorry" he said at last. "What ever makes you happy, will be enough for me"
She smiled "Kiss me, close your eyes, and then you can see"
He grudgingly did, he opened his eyes, and he felt his heart unlock with a pretty key indeed.
