The Beer Drinking Vampire

by david hollas   Apr 14, 2009


There once was a vampire,
lived not far from here,
He ate chocolate biscuits
and drank home brew beer.

The biscuits made him fat.
The beer made him drunk.
When he saw a mirror,
he thought he was a hunk.

As he had no reflection,
the image was in his head.
So he drank a lot more beer
and staggered off to bed.

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  • 15 years ago

    by Tiffany

    Nice work.. i like how u were able to rhyme all through the poem with out makin it sound bad.. keep it up.. great job!!.. it was a greeat poem to read and makes u smile..

  • 15 years ago

    by David ODonnell

    It does conjure some funny imagery to the person who is reading. Well done.

  • 15 years ago

    by Rachel RTVW

    Ha! This was funny. It really made me laugh because my step-dad is from England and when I took girl scout cookies over my mom's he called them biscuits....Nice job! Thanks for the laugh!

  • 15 years ago

    by Deana

    Are you trying to tell us you are a vampire! LOL
    This was very cute, I love poems with a snappy rhythm and a little humor...great job!

  • 15 years ago

    by Lu

    All that chat of beer and chocolate got ya thinking eh ... lol

    Cute ... made me giggle. A beer drinking, chocolate eating vampire .... lmaoooo

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