Beyond the tunnels of the underworld
lived a silly little worm
that flew inside the wretched space
like a giant sperm.
He crawled and flied for ages
He stood 1,000 feet tall
He could fly as high as possible
but he was so tall, he couldn't fall.
But one day a tiny little mouse,
came out to play
and bit the worm right in the ass
and the worm turned gay.
Thus the mouse and the worm...
bought each other wedding rings
and they seriously came up
with the most disturbing offspring.
I should know, I invented him...
I saw how that baby creature looked like.
He was like mixing worms, rats and lizzards
with a mongoose mountain bike.
Yeah...no weed required. Just let it sink in...deep words in this poem. deep. penetration deep. yeah I'm done.
