Dear Student,
We are pleased to inform you that you are the winner of our top scholarship! Consider all your academic fees paid for.
Dear Employee,
Your opinions are valuable, and we find you to be a mature, lovely person. We have made you this celebratory crown that you may wear around the shop. Huzzah for you!
Dear Darling,
I have made you your favorite dinner tonight, so don’t be late! I won’t be annoying, or whine like a child for the whole evening, I promise. You can even pick out one of your horrible movies to watch, and I’ll enjoy it.
Dear friend,
My life is better for having you in it.
Dear sister,
You’re right. I am a stupid boy, and will give up my frivolous lifestyle (and dead-beat band) to get a better education and a good solid job that I can be proud of. I promise to listen to your advice always, instead of the advice of my bimbo girlfriends.
