Whenever I go to the zoo the elephants follow me home
(Kelsey Totally believed this was true)
It looks so strange to walk to my car
And fill it to the top with elephants
Once the car is full and we start to move
The tires pop and the windows shatter
And elephants roll into the street
We then try to walk but are quiet abruptly stopped
By a man in uniform for robbing the zoo
And no matter how much I beg and plead
And say that the elephants made me do it
It doesn’t matter at all for his mind is made up
And away to jail I go.
The man locks me up so I sit and reflect
As to why the elephants would follow me in the first place.
I then realize that the reasons the elephants follow me home
Is because they think I am one of them
So now you have learned something new I hope
That being so large is not such a good thing
When it comes time to go to the zoo
