Meet my best friend Vodka

We are hand in hand all the time
you would only see us half out of our minds
we laugh, we sing, we're freaking amazing
You will find us on top of bars bringing in the morning
with a love for each other that never gets boring
people will stare just because their jealous
no lie their thinking those two must get all the fellas
We've been found on the floor, on the lawn, and once in jail
but only because our bladder failed
All our other friends say we have a problem
but they just wish they could drink a whole bottle to the bottom
A "hot mess" we've been called
Well F all of you
wait.. seriously... has anyone seen my shoe?