Truth be told, i have many things on my plate
my plate will surely break at this rate
so i went out and bought a plastic slate
the perfect imitator of one glass plate
because plastic beats glass
my panic will SURELY pass
with a plate with no stress mass
wouldn't you agree little lass?
so riddle me this, first to list
hate builds first at the wrist
and gives our eyes a little mist
leaving us steaming pissed
but whats all of this
but a hit and a miss
to live life like a champ
with greatiful bliss
more of a pointless point
to bend at the fractured joint
to phase it none
just for the pun