The dog just disawesomed me
I hope you she might be right
Cause I cannot be this awesome
That you seem to be seeking out
The dog can smell my personality
She whispered once that it stinks
I listened closely to her words
Then someone walked in the room
They called me crazy, even a freak
They didn't believe that a dog could whisper
Let alone speak our famous words
Until something awesome really happened
"I do speak the words of thought"
The dog spat words right into their face
I smiled, I laughed, they screamed with fright
They ran away in a hurried flash
The dog just disawesomed me
Once again, for sure this time
Said something about the people in my life
And how they made me the way I am
So disawesomed I am
The dog pronounced again
The dog can smell my personality
She said it stinks of humor
