Pretzels Annonymous

The meeting starts
With the people so frail
The interrupting cough
My face begins to pale

"Who has a problem?"
The question arose
I rose my my hand
The problem exposed

"Yes, my dear
What do you have to say?"
I began to stand
With a smile so gay

My smile was so big
I opened my mouth
And i Begin to say
"Pretzels"
Their eyes went south

"The taste is nasty
With the salt and the crunch
I need something
With a bit of a punch"

"Excuse me miss"
He looked at me
"This has nothing
With the problem, you see"

I sat back down
And began to listen
"Throw the bag away"
My eyes glistened

In such amazement
I jumped up and down
Who would of thought
I looked like a clown

"Plus, this is A.A."
At that, i smiled
Cause I knew it was
My plan was wild

"You are dismissed"
I got up and walked
To my parents car
Where they began to talk

"Why are you here?
The meeting is still going
What did they say?
What is your knowing?"

I replied simple
"They let me go
My problem isn't solved
In this place to undergo

They told me
To throw it away
And let me go
On my way"

**I have no idea how to finish this and yes I know it sucks**