No one takes anything seriously!

My life is great even though I don't have a girl.

I'm never going to get a girl.

I don't even know if I want a girl.

I don't really know what I want any more.

I'm not depressed now that I am taking my generic Prozac.

Just because you take anti-depressants doesn't mean you are crazy.

I'm sick and tired of being lazy, I'm never going to be lazy again.

I really do miss my friend Ben.

Bad stuff happens to everybody, so why am I sad?

I'm calm and cool just like my dad.

You can't ruin me or hurt my feelings.

Well you probably could hurt my feelings.

Please don't hurt my feelings!

I'm ready to go to bed.

Yeah I think I'm going to bed.

I didn't get to go to frontier city today but I'll go tomorrow after work.

Unless god decides to pour down rain and be a jerk!

God knows I am only joking with him!

Everything is a joke in the lifetime!

No one takes anything seriously and if they do they shouldn't.