Baby It Ain't Me

by Corinne   Jul 28, 2009


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Baby It Ain't Me
Copyright July 8, 2009 Corinne Curcio

V1
After a hard day at the office
And needing to unwind
I lay on the couch to watch TV
And ease my worried mind

V2
Fell asleep with my love beside me
But imagine my surprise
I awoke with purple toenails
And mascara on my eyes!

Chorus1
"Sweetheart you look sexy"
She said with girly-girl glee
"You may think I look nice" I shrieked
But Baby, baby it ain't me!

V3
I'm a sporty kinda gal, you see
I buy my clothes at Sears
Nothing fancy, you understand
But I was soon reduced to tears

V4
My Hun-Bun decided to help me
Pulling blouses from the rack
With frills and lacy bows she launched
An all out fashion attack

Chorus2
"Kumquat, you'?ll look beautful
Try them on right now you'll see!"
You may think they're pretty, I whined
But Baby, Baby It Ain't Me

Musical interlude

V5
She cooed "I love you as you are"
Then kissed me on the lips
Sweetness ran right through me
I was soon moving my hips

V6
I sighed contentedly
But then I started to squirm
Imagine the shock when I really awoke
With lipstick and a perm!

Chorus3
"Darling, you look fantastic
Surely you agree!"
When wil this nightmare end?" I moaned
Cause Baby, Baby It Ain't Me!

It may be YOU
But it ain't me!
I'm glad it's you
But it ain't me

A lyric/song not strictly a poem

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  • 15 years ago

    by Jessica

    Deep south... Kumquat.... LMAO!!! I loved it.

  • 15 years ago

    by Twisted Heart

    "It may be YOU
    But it ain't me!"

    But maybe it could be...

    Very cute write. Thanks for sharing.

  • 15 years ago

    by Daisy if you do

    Corinne,
    I absolutely adored this write and could just hear you singing it, (Which by the way hopefully I will hear it on a future CD of yours)
    This was quite the funny but realistic touch of life in there, I could picture the whole scene being played out. I laughed so hard I thought my sides would split. Great Write dear and thanks for the laughs.
    Take Care,
    Kay

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