It came to me

It came to me
while I slept
walking the dog
begging the wife for sex
plotting to kill the cat.

It came to me
sitting on the toilet
waiting for the mailman
daydreaming about the girl next door
wondering what was for supper

It came to me
running for the bus
looking for a match,
can opener
change between the couch cushions

It came to me
like shortness of breath
diarrhea
hemorrhoids
a gum boil

It came to me
another unoriginal idea
and now you've read it.
It came to me.
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