What you do to me

When you first put your arms around me i quivered
like a 38 year old virgin i almost delivered
you said its ok and you said goodbye with a kiss
i sat on that train in heaven and bliss
a about later we had our first sexual embrace
i forgot how to breath when you said "oh jace"
hand in hand we walk now and i always stumble
those bloody flip flops are nothing but trouble
but i cant keep my eyes from looking at you
so shoes it is or IL have toes that become black and blue
oh yes what about my speech
i cant even talk when your within my reach
Samantha four months later and nothing has changed
apart from i love you so much and Ive become deranged
but thats good because Ive become so happy
i pray when I'm old your be around to change my nappy
so long may it continue what you do to me
you may have to nurse me from now to eternity