I hate when i go to the fair
Cause everyone always likes to stare
at my big stupid whale that we won
IT REALLY WEIGHED A TON
that my debilitated sister could not carry
that i got from the crack addict fairy
we were on the freaking graviton and it went so fast
It really reminded me of my past
We were sitting on the wall and dancing with air bear
I saw him walk past with a shirt that said DARE
he fingered my whale..with his big pooping hole
He might as well have been stripping on a pole
screw the fairy's who SCREWED us galore
He was so ugly he could never be a tramp
We played and played, really wanted a system, but by the end we needed money more and more
we bribed some kid with swine into giving us a 20
He really was our honey
well i guess this concludes our night
with all that rain, it surely was a fright
