There once was cat named Riff raff,
He was a rather pathetic cat,
He was magenta and,
He was always complaining about something,
He sat all day on the floor and complained,
And he sat all night on the table and complained.
He complained when hot,
He complained when cold,
He complained in Spanish and Latin too,
He complained about noise,
And he complained about quiet.
He complained all the time,
About everything,
He was a rather pathetic magenta cat.
