Nibblin on peanuts
Scratchin my big butt.
I might need to check my loincloth for fleas.
The apes think I've gone blind,
When I swing on my vine,
'Cause when I start scratching I don't watch for trees!
Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
Feels like a rhino is sniffin' my butt!
I broke my knee crashing into that tree!
And I think...I should'a stayed in my hut!
Woke up in the congo,
With a face full of guano.
Wish I had a napkin at moments like this.
What's more, do you know what?
Think I taste a peanut,
There's something familiar that I almost missed!
Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
On second thought, this poop might be mine!
I'd trade my spleen for some Listerine!
Why the heck...did I let go that vine???
I'm no longer a swinger,
George gonna be a singer.
Sing karaoke at my own jungle place.
I sing for the monkeys
The tigers and donkeys.
Hey! What in the heck just hit George in the face???
Flat on my face again in nasty monkey poop,
I guess those chimpanzees hated my song.
With poop in my eye I can't even cry!
And I think...they put a snake in my thong.
I'm sick of this crap, I'm ready to snap!
How can life...go so horribly wrong???
