I think this one is kinda cheesy...but other folk seem to like it...

Yo Shakespeare, i admire such direct negative opinions from someone who doesn't seem to have any poems of their own i might peruse for hints on how to improve.

I happen to know you are wrong though tough guy [or gal]. I'm good enough to be published several times by editors who clearly know more about writing than you. Whats the matter? Did i give you a harsh review while everyone else was placating you?

Send me a poem by yourself so i may be enlightened as to what good writing is.